Friday, March 9, 2007

The Pillow as Body Armor

from Relax the Back store

Throw pillows. Men hate ‘em. Women love 'em. Here’s why: No matter how stick thin we are, no matter how many carbs we’ve cut out of our diets, no matter how many miles we’ve jogged or sit-ups we’ve done, there's something about our bodies we don't like. We use pillows as our personal body armor. They shield, protect and comfort.


Take notice. The next time a woman sits on your couch, watch as she reaches for a pillow and places it on her lap.

(And, just so you know, if we remove the pillow and remain seated, it’s a green light. Make your move. Slowly.)


So, do the women in your life a favor. Purchase a couple of nice throw pillows. They come in countless shapes, sizes, designs and price points so you can find something that fits in with your domain.


You can thank us later.

5 comments:

casapinka said...

Hilarious (but true!)

mumblesalot said...

So true. You got it!

** Terramia ** said...

Love love this post!!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for explaining throw pillows. Finally. Next: can you please explain window treatments?

BeachHouseBingo said...

Oh my gosh this is so true. If men had a clue what women were really thinking they'd...clean their bathroom? But about the pillows - if I walked into a man's house and his bedroom looked like this I'd never leave. Dress the room for romance and see what happens.